Land Shark  #33

By Day:
Bitter Starbucks barista

On the track:
Jammer

Words to live by:
Chomp!

Current daydream:
Putting roller skates on my cats and sending them down the street to the beer store.

Favourite Tip:
Hit ‘em first! No one expects the jammer to initiate contact.

It's the Year of the Doll because...
we train harder, skate faster, and party longer! And if we lose a bout, we’ll charm you into forgetting about that other team anyway.